Multiversal Compaction: Saį¹sÄra 1621
by Ryan Fogarty
Deep in the Cold Wastes of the dying universe, time itself begins to groan and creak, and Masters of Elements find each other once again.
An icy chunk of rock, persisting amid the gravitational eddies in the Final Dark, is a firmament dead of even potential energy.Ā But as quantum motion slows and time slides into meaninglessness, a puff of steam jolts into existence, and then an outpouring fountain of steaming moisture that fills out into a humanoid figure.Ā An old woman with horns, hunched painfully over.
Shissaku, an Oni.Ā Steam fades away, sucked into the cold.Ā A slight swirling of Brownian molecular motion insulates her from the ice of the universe, but even so, almost immediately the cold begins to set into her aching bones.Ā She hisses unpleasantly and looks around.
āElemental Master of Teaābut ah, it hurts!Ā What use is a chaimancer in the entropic maximum? My powers require boiling water, and the energy level of the universe approaches nil. I, who once boiled oceans, can now barelyāā
She stopped and whipped around.Ā She was not alone!
A minute or two searching revealed a skeleton wrapped in scraps of pink cloth.Ā The bones stared accusingly up at the black heavens.Ā Not even enough energy for light to travel.
āAh, Trifle!Ā Master of the Element of Surprise!Ā Fancy meeting you here!ā
The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.
Shissaku laughed.Ā āA surprise, you say?Ā To run across you in the vastness of this lifeless universe?Ā Oh, you got me, Trifle!Ā What jape!ā
The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.
Shissaku settled down next to the corpse of her old comrade.Ā Her breath puffed like steam as she settled.Ā The old Oni woman chortled to herself.
āYou thought I was dead?Ā Oh, chaimancers donāt go easily.Ā You can always gather our ashes and brew up a fresh pot of tea, albeit weaker than the original.ā
She winced and rubbed her wrists where the cold was seeping in too fast.Ā āYou are the reason Zero and I appeared here, eh?Ā Calling out to the remaining Elemental Masters.ā
The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.
āYou never met Zero?Ā Elemental Master of Vacuum.Ā Heās everywhere now, as the final seconds tick away, the stuff of the universe crackles with potential for vacuum energy!Ā Itās what reinvigorated meāa burst of heat from quantum fluctuations!Ā Fortunate are we that you can still deliver such surprises.Ā Zero has moved on already, but we two are here.ā
The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.
She traced a symbol in steam, but it fell to the ground like flowering frost, multi-dimensional structures of fine detail that then began to almost instantly vacuum-ablade into lumpy, meaningless stumps of their fleeting glory.Ā The old woman laughed.
āLook at us!Ā Me, an echo of an echo of an echo, and you, a corpse!Ā Such bleak circumstancesāthe Ethereal Recursive has not seen since the days of Old Kirk himself in the First Realm!Ā Youāve never heard the tale?ā
The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.
āItās the first story, about the end of the universe!Ā The Nahua creation record tells of four previous iterations.Ā Every time the universe failed and died in elemental terror: first in cats, then wind, then fire, then flood.Ā Yes, ācatsā is an Elementāthatās just how they roll.ā
Shissaku scattered a tiny fragment of her own essence onto the frozen ground and sacrificed a shred of her remaining heat to liquefy a depression in the ground, and then slowly the water began to boil, brewing a primordial tea out of her own essence.
āNew Tea.Ā This particular type, I think, is the first time it has been made in the history of the universe, which is very nearly over.Ā Time for unused ideas is now.Ā Would you like some?ā
The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.
āOld Kirk, whose true name means ādescended from originating principles,ā was an Elemental Master of the fundamental building blocks of creation.Ā They say he sleeps, and only awakens when it has been wiped away, to usher in a new wave of master Rebuildingāā
She choked, the cold catching in her throat.Ā āAh.Ā The elements vary.Ā In one of our neighbouring universes, the Bellbreakerās Cradle, their last age was destroyed and remade by the Element of Time.Ā Can you imagine?ā
The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.
She wafted her Last Tea.Ā āI met Death on the way to Samarra, the other day.Ā Looked straight at me, but I got away.Ā They sayāwell, I got away.Ā So shall we re-create the universe?Ā We need a quorum of Elemental Masters.Ā You can be a⦠silent partner.ā
The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.
āTrifle, you were more fun when you were alive.Ā Always with the āboo,ā and I was genuinely surprised every time!Ā I am old, Trifle.Ā I have no strengthāor worse, Willāfor the task ahead.ā
The tea seeped; it would be ready soon.Ā The ring of a distant bell echoed across the frozen landscape.
Shissaku looked around in confusion.Ā The bell sounded again, and a figure in a wide straw hat and purple robes appeared.Ā He carried a bag over his shoulder and a pair of small spectacles that instantly frosted over in the cold.
āā¦the Postman?Ā You survived to the end of the universe?āĀ Shissaku shook her head; something wasnāt right.Ā Trifleās jaw was screaming.Ā āDo you bring word from my people?Ā The Oni escaped, evacuating en masse into the Bellbreakerās Cradle, I think.āĀ She winced, the crackling in her hands was now stinging in her thumbs.Ā āWait, how long has it been sinceā¦?ā
The Postman took a letter from his bag and handed it to her.Ā His smile was not unkind.
āNeither snow, nor rain, nor gloom of night shall stay you from your rounds, eh?Ā End of the universe.Ā Not enough energy to do anything but thinkānothing flourishes here but ideas.Ā I heard from the refugees once⦠they say the Cradle sustained itself in the face of a disaster like this by vampiring the energy from limpet vacuole-universes⦠other, lesser universes die so that the more important one can flourish.ā
The Postman spoke in the cold.Ā His words cast no echo across the frozen landscape.
āSome ideas should not be.Ā Not even in the cold and the dark and when facing the Final Night.ā
He nodded to the letter.
Shissaku opened the envelope with numb fingers.
āYes, itās ethically unacceptable.Ā But I was thinkingāeven if only one universe survives, there might be a way toāā
She squinted, seeing the contents of the letter.
āIt is my sad duty to inform you that Miss Shissaku has passedā¦ā
She looked up at him.Ā āI saw you.Ā On the road to Samarraā¦!Ā Ah, the Postman always rings twice when delivering badāā
WĒ£pned, the Elemental Master of the Post, smiled kindly as Shissaku trailed off.Ā As her breath ceased to stir steam.Ā As she leaned back and fell away into dust.
Nearby, the skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.
The Postman looked at it.Ā āAh, Trifle⦠no more surprises.ā
The skeleton stared lifelessly intoā
āNo.Ā More.Ā Surprises.ā the Postman said firmly.Ā āWe are at the end of the timeline of a dying universe.Ā Even as the key events unfurl in parallel in the past, our doom is writ.Ā The Ethereal Recursive must face death with dignity, donāt you agree, Elemental Master of Surprise?ā
The skeleton stared lifelesslyā
āSay it.Ā No more surprises.ā The Postmanās voice was ice-cold.Ā His hand cast a shadow that crept across the frozen landscape to rest upon the skeletonās ribcage like a spider.
The skeleton agreed lifelessly.Ā No more surprises.Ā Nothing new in this universe, ever again.Ā Only those things already in motion, playing out their final moments.
The Postman nodded, and vanished.
The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.Ā Finally, furtivelyā¦
The depression where Shissakuās final batch of tea was still aboil, though rapidly cooling.Ā She had brewed New Tea on the universeās last day, introducing something New into the universe.Ā The very last New Thing before the embodiment of death forbade it.
However things were to play out now, it was hereāin this last pocket of bubbling heat.Ā A New idea in a universe where the only thing that could flourish were ideas⦠flitting among neurons like gods, and building a nestā¦
Gray.Ā Rustling cloth, like wings settling in.Ā A figure crouched by the boiling bowl of New Tea.
NĆdĆ o grinned in the cold.Ā āDid I surprise you?ā
The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.
NĆdĆ o, the Elemental Master of the Imagination, wafted the steam to his own face.Ā āTea smells like⦠carrots and⦠justice?Ā Can that be right?Ā Well, itās an ideaāthe germ of one, anyway.ā
The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.
A faint shadow congealed across from him, a mason perhaps, with the First Brick in his hand.
āCome on then, letās re-create the universe.Ā I have this idea⦠how to save everyoneāwithout sacrificing another universe to do it!Ā See, when entropy is at maximum and there isnāt enough energy to go around to sustain all the universes independentlyā¦ā
NĆdĆ o dipped his hand into the water, heedless of the heat, and brought it to his lips to drink.
āā¦then we all come together.ā
The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.
In the far distance, a point of light.
And then anotherā¦
[fin]







