Saṃsāra 1621

Multiversal Compaction: Saṃsāra 1621
by Ryan Fogarty

Deep in the Cold Wastes of the dying universe, time itself begins to groan and creak, and Masters of Elements find each other once again.

An icy chunk of rock, persisting amid the gravitational eddies in the Final Dark, is a firmament dead of even potential energy.Ā  But as quantum motion slows and time slides into meaninglessness, a puff of steam jolts into existence, and then an outpouring fountain of steaming moisture that fills out into a humanoid figure.Ā  An old woman with horns, hunched painfully over.

Shissaku, an Oni.Ā  Steam fades away, sucked into the cold.Ā  A slight swirling of Brownian molecular motion insulates her from the ice of the universe, but even so, almost immediately the cold begins to set into her aching bones.Ā  She hisses unpleasantly and looks around.

ā€œElemental Master of Tea—but ah, it hurts!Ā  What use is a chaimancer in the entropic maximum? My powers require boiling water, and the energy level of the universe approaches nil. I, who once boiled oceans, can now barelyā€”ā€

She stopped and whipped around.Ā  She was not alone!

A minute or two searching revealed a skeleton wrapped in scraps of pink cloth.Ā  The bones stared accusingly up at the black heavens.Ā  Not even enough energy for light to travel.

ā€œAh, Trifle!Ā  Master of the Element of Surprise!Ā  Fancy meeting you here!ā€

The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.

Shissaku laughed.Ā  ā€œA surprise, you say?Ā  To run across you in the vastness of this lifeless universe?Ā  Oh, you got me, Trifle!Ā  What jape!ā€

The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.

Shissaku settled down next to the corpse of her old comrade.Ā  Her breath puffed like steam as she settled.Ā  The old Oni woman chortled to herself.

ā€œYou thought I was dead?Ā  Oh, chaimancers don’t go easily.Ā  You can always gather our ashes and brew up a fresh pot of tea, albeit weaker than the original.ā€

She winced and rubbed her wrists where the cold was seeping in too fast.Ā  ā€œYou are the reason Zero and I appeared here, eh?Ā  Calling out to the remaining Elemental Masters.ā€

The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.

ā€œYou never met Zero?Ā  Elemental Master of Vacuum.Ā  He’s everywhere now, as the final seconds tick away, the stuff of the universe crackles with potential for vacuum energy!Ā  It’s what reinvigorated me—a burst of heat from quantum fluctuations!Ā  Fortunate are we that you can still deliver such surprises.Ā  Zero has moved on already, but we two are here.ā€

The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.

She traced a symbol in steam, but it fell to the ground like flowering frost, multi-dimensional structures of fine detail that then began to almost instantly vacuum-ablade into lumpy, meaningless stumps of their fleeting glory.Ā  The old woman laughed.

ā€œLook at us!Ā  Me, an echo of an echo of an echo, and you, a corpse!Ā  Such bleak circumstances—the Ethereal Recursive has not seen since the days of Old Kirk himself in the First Realm!Ā  You’ve never heard the tale?ā€

The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.

ā€œIt’s the first story, about the end of the universe!Ā  The Nahua creation record tells of four previous iterations.Ā  Every time the universe failed and died in elemental terror: first in cats, then wind, then fire, then flood.Ā  Yes, ā€˜cats’ is an Element—that’s just how they roll.ā€

Shissaku scattered a tiny fragment of her own essence onto the frozen ground and sacrificed a shred of her remaining heat to liquefy a depression in the ground, and then slowly the water began to boil, brewing a primordial tea out of her own essence.

ā€œNew Tea.Ā  This particular type, I think, is the first time it has been made in the history of the universe, which is very nearly over.Ā  Time for unused ideas is now.Ā  Would you like some?ā€

The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.

ā€œOld Kirk, whose true name means ā€˜descended from originating principles,’ was an Elemental Master of the fundamental building blocks of creation.Ā  They say he sleeps, and only awakens when it has been wiped away, to usher in a new wave of master Rebuildingā€”ā€

She choked, the cold catching in her throat.Ā  ā€œAh.Ā  The elements vary.Ā  In one of our neighbouring universes, the Bellbreaker’s Cradle, their last age was destroyed and remade by the Element of Time.Ā  Can you imagine?ā€

The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.

She wafted her Last Tea.Ā  ā€œI met Death on the way to Samarra, the other day.Ā  Looked straight at me, but I got away.Ā  They say—well, I got away.Ā  So shall we re-create the universe?Ā  We need a quorum of Elemental Masters.Ā  You can be a… silent partner.ā€

The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.

ā€œTrifle, you were more fun when you were alive.Ā  Always with the ā€˜boo,’ and I was genuinely surprised every time!Ā  I am old, Trifle.Ā  I have no strength—or worse, Will—for the task ahead.ā€

The tea seeped; it would be ready soon.Ā  The ring of a distant bell echoed across the frozen landscape.

Shissaku looked around in confusion.Ā  The bell sounded again, and a figure in a wide straw hat and purple robes appeared.Ā  He carried a bag over his shoulder and a pair of small spectacles that instantly frosted over in the cold.

ā€œā€¦the Postman?Ā  You survived to the end of the universe?ā€Ā  Shissaku shook her head; something wasn’t right.Ā  Trifle’s jaw was screaming.Ā  ā€œDo you bring word from my people?Ā  The Oni escaped, evacuating en masse into the Bellbreaker’s Cradle, I think.ā€Ā  She winced, the crackling in her hands was now stinging in her thumbs.Ā  ā€œWait, how long has it been since…?ā€

The Postman took a letter from his bag and handed it to her.Ā  His smile was not unkind.

ā€œNeither snow, nor rain, nor gloom of night shall stay you from your rounds, eh?Ā  End of the universe.Ā  Not enough energy to do anything but think—nothing flourishes here but ideas.Ā  I heard from the refugees once… they say the Cradle sustained itself in the face of a disaster like this by vampiring the energy from limpet vacuole-universes… other, lesser universes die so that the more important one can flourish.ā€

The Postman spoke in the cold.Ā  His words cast no echo across the frozen landscape.

ā€œSome ideas should not be.Ā  Not even in the cold and the dark and when facing the Final Night.ā€

He nodded to the letter.

Shissaku opened the envelope with numb fingers.

ā€œYes, it’s ethically unacceptable.Ā  But I was thinking—even if only one universe survives, there might be a way toā€”ā€

She squinted, seeing the contents of the letter.

ā€œIt is my sad duty to inform you that Miss Shissaku has passedā€¦ā€

She looked up at him.Ā  ā€œI saw you.Ā  On the road to Samarra…!Ā  Ah, the Postman always rings twice when delivering badā€”ā€

WĒ£pned, the Elemental Master of the Post, smiled kindly as Shissaku trailed off.Ā  As her breath ceased to stir steam.Ā  As she leaned back and fell away into dust.

Nearby, the skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.

The Postman looked at it.Ā  ā€œAh, Trifle… no more surprises.ā€

The skeleton stared lifelessly into—

ā€œNo.Ā  More.Ā  Surprises.ā€ the Postman said firmly.Ā  ā€œWe are at the end of the timeline of a dying universe.Ā  Even as the key events unfurl in parallel in the past, our doom is writ.Ā  The Ethereal Recursive must face death with dignity, don’t you agree, Elemental Master of Surprise?ā€

The skeleton stared lifelessly—

ā€œSay it.Ā  No more surprises.ā€ The Postman’s voice was ice-cold.Ā  His hand cast a shadow that crept across the frozen landscape to rest upon the skeleton’s ribcage like a spider.

The skeleton agreed lifelessly.Ā  No more surprises.Ā  Nothing new in this universe, ever again.Ā  Only those things already in motion, playing out their final moments.

The Postman nodded, and vanished.

The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.Ā  Finally, furtively…

The depression where Shissaku’s final batch of tea was still aboil, though rapidly cooling.Ā  She had brewed New Tea on the universe’s last day, introducing something New into the universe.Ā  The very last New Thing before the embodiment of death forbade it.

However things were to play out now, it was here—in this last pocket of bubbling heat.Ā  A New idea in a universe where the only thing that could flourish were ideas… flitting among neurons like gods, and building a nest…

Gray.Ā  Rustling cloth, like wings settling in.Ā  A figure crouched by the boiling bowl of New Tea.

NĆ­dĆ o grinned in the cold.Ā  ā€œDid I surprise you?ā€

The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.

NĆ­dĆ o, the Elemental Master of the Imagination, wafted the steam to his own face.Ā  ā€œTea smells like… carrots and… justice?Ā  Can that be right?Ā  Well, it’s an idea—the germ of one, anyway.ā€

The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.

A faint shadow congealed across from him, a mason perhaps, with the First Brick in his hand.

ā€œCome on then, let’s re-create the universe.Ā  I have this idea… how to save everyone—without sacrificing another universe to do it!Ā  See, when entropy is at maximum and there isn’t enough energy to go around to sustain all the universes independentlyā€¦ā€

NĆ­dĆ o dipped his hand into the water, heedless of the heat, and brought it to his lips to drink.

ā€œā€¦then we all come together.ā€

The skeleton stared lifelessly into the ink-black heavens.

In the far distance, a point of light.

And then another…

[fin]

A Quadrangular Duel in Nebraska

Below is an excerpt from James William Buel’s 1880 book Life and Marvelous Adventures of Wild Bill, the Scout: Being a True and Exact History of All the Sanguinary Combats and Hair-Breadth Escapes of the Most Famous Scout and Spy America Ever Produced.Ā  Emphasis has been added for clarity.

UPON THE RETURN of the Peace Commission, Bill made a trip into the eastern part of Nebraska, and in the spring of 1867, fought a remarkable duel in Jefferson county, with four men as his antagonists. The particulars of this fight were obtained from a gentleman now living in St. Louis, who, at the time, lived within a few miles of where the fight occurred, and heard the details from eye-witnesses.

The origin of the difficulty was in bad whisky and ruffian nature. Bill went into a saloon—which was well filled with cattle drivers, who were half drunk and anxious for a fight—and called for a drink without inviting anyone to join him. While raising the glass to his mouth one of the ruffians gave him a push in the back which caused him to drop the glass. Without saying a word, Bill turned and struck the rowdy a desperate blow, felling him outside the door. Four of the rowdy’s friends jumped up from their chairs and drew their pistols. Bill appreciated his situation at once, and with wonderful coolness, said: ā€œGentlemen, let us have some respect for the proprietor. You are anxious for a fight, and I will accommodate you if you will consent to step outside. I will fight all four of you at fifteen paces with pistols.ā€Illustration of a Duel in Nebraska

There was a general consent, and the crowd filed out of the saloon. The distance was stepped off, and the four men stood five feet apart, facing Bill. The saloon-keeper was to give the word ā€œfire,ā€ and the arrangements were conducted in as fair a manner as four men can fight one. Bill stood as calmly as though he were in church. Not a flush nor tremor. All parties were to allow their pistols to remain in their belts until the word ā€œfireā€ was given, when each was then to draw and fire at will, and as often as circumstances permitted.

The saloon-keeper asked if all were ready, and receiving an affirmative reply, began to count slowly, pausing at least ten seconds between each count: ā€œone, two, three—fire!ā€Ā  Bill had fired almost before the call had died from the saloon-keeper’s lips. He killed the man on the left, but a shot also struck Bill in the right shoulder, and his right arm fell helpless.

In another instant he had transferred his pistol to his left hand, and three more successive shots dropped his antagonists. Three of the men were shot in the head and instantly killed. The other was shot in the right cheek, the ball carrying away a large portion of the cheek bone. He afterwards recovered, and may be living yet. The names of the four were: Jack Harkness, the one who recovered; Jim Slater, Frank Dowder and Seth Beeber.*


* Yes, I assure you that this is really happened.

[ESSAY] The Length of Gallifreyan History

It starts with Pandora. Once I opened that can of worms—
Wait. No. It starts with Pengallia.Ā  Her history is—
No. It starts with Morbius.

…But we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

Sooner or later, any hardcore Doctor WhoĀ fan starts asking questions like, ā€œWhen did that happen, relative to something else?ā€ And then, if they’re lucky, they get distracted by whatever just started beeping.

What follows is not an attempt to clean up Gallifreyan history; it’s an attempt to wade into the contradiction far enough that a shape starts to emerge.

How long is Gallifreyan history?

You can argue about when history begins. Does human history start with Homo sapiens (ā‰ˆ300,000 years ago)? With the first sapient beings (ā‰ˆ2.4–1.4 million years ago, if we use flaked tools as a proxy)? Does it start with the earliest cave paintings (ā‰ˆ45,000–65,000 years ago), or only with the first preserved writings (ā‰ˆ3200 BCE)?

Let’s simplify: Rassilon.

Rassilon
Rassilon, as he appeared in Gallifrey’s early days

Let’s simplify further: The Eye of Harmony.

How much time passed between the Eye of Harmony being seated on Gallifrey and the Doctor fleeing the planet, just before the series begins?

(History is not a rabbit hole; it’s a warren—full of turnbacks, multiple entrances and exits, and whole sections that have been sealed off but still exist.)

100,000 years. Or, to be more precise: 101,107 years.Ā  That’s the official FASA timeline.

Rassilon hangs around for about 1,500 years… then a whole lot of fuck-all happens, including roughly 400 Lord Presidents, then Morbius, the ā€œcrazy presidentā€, happens while the Doctor is a kid… and things start to pop off from there.

ā€œTen million years of absolute power — that’s what it takes to be really corrupt!ā€
— The Sixth Doctor, at his trial

…Uh oh. Well, maybe he was—

ā€œI will not die! Do you hear me? A billion years of Time Lord history riding on our backs. I will not let this perish. I will not!ā€
— Rassilon, The End of Time

That’s, um… more, isn’t it.

Well, at least we can agree that 100,000 years is the minimum, right?Ā  Heck, there was a definitive Doctor Who chronology called The Legacy of Gallifrey, published in 1985, and it’s been used as a reference by Big Finish as recently as 2025. It’s the cornerstone most of these other timelines are based on.

There are no explicit dates in The Legacy of Gallifrey, but if we map the known dates onto it, the span between Rassilon anchoring the Eye of Harmony on Gallifrey and the Doctor’s first departure comes out to—

*calculates*

~2,078 years. Oh dear.

Meet the Short Gallifreyan Timeline.Ā  It’s the bane of every serious Doctor Who fan’s existence, usually without them realizing it.Ā  And despite being objectively ridiculous, it’s been quietly used as a foundational source for official fiction for nearly forty years.

What Caused This?

The legacy of Gallifrey
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā And so it begins…

Garry Russell.Ā  Morbius.Ā  Auteur.Ā  All three, in about that order.

Because the biggest problem with this timeline isn’t that it’s short — it’s that it’s unquestionably real.
…and so are the others.

So what causes such a huge divergence?

The key point is that the events themselves, and their relative ordering, are largely fixed.Ā  Roughly 1,500 years after anchoring the Eye of Harmony, Rassilon goes into his tomb.Ā  The Doctor leaves Gallifrey 459 years after Morbius’s disastrous presidency.

The only place the timelines truly disagree is how much time they insert between Rassilon’s entombment and Morbius’s presidency.Ā  Some place about 19 years between those two events. Others stretch it to tens of millions — or even a billion — years.Ā  (Ten million is a popular compromise.)

Rassilon was the first President of Gallifrey.Ā  Pundat III was President the year before the Doctor left Gallifrey — and he was the 403ʳᵈ Gallifreyan President.

So we can just divide the time span by the number of Presidents, right?

  • 100,000 years → ~250-year presidencies (average)
  • 10,000,000 years → ~25,000-year presidencies (average)
  • 1,000,000,000 years → ~2,500,000-year presidencies (average)

Is that helpful?

Two hundred and fifty years is less than a single Gallifreyan lifespan, and we know Presidents frequently serve across multiple incarnations. Conversely, 25,000 years per presidency starts to look wildly excessive.

We also know that Presidents afterĀ Morbius tended to have much shorter terms — he left a lot of chaos behind. Borusa was the 408ᵗʰ President, and counting forward from the Doctor’s departure, Gallifrey went through five Presidents in just thirty-one years.

Now, yes — the Doctor might technically count as one of those, and he never actually *served* — but even so, that’s a furious rate of turnover!

If only we had some context for—

Time lords dressing
“I remember the inaugural of Pandek the Third….”

TIME LORD 1: You know, I remember the inaugural of Pandek the Third.
TIME LORD 2: Really?
TIME LORD 1: Yeah. Nine hundred years, he lasted. Now there was a President with some staying power, what?
(He puts his gown on a coat hook, and a hand takes it away.)
TIME LORD 2: What?
TIME LORD 1: Staying power. Where the dickens is my gown?
TIME LORD 2: Nine hundred years, eh?
TIME LORD 1: I could have sworn it was here a second ago.
DOCTOR: Here you are, sir.
(The Doctor, in a plain T-shirt, helps him into the gold robes.)
TIME LORD 1:Ā Ah, thank you. Most kind. Yes — very different from the fellows nowadays, what? They’re chopping and changing every couple of centuries.
— The Deadly Assassin, 1976

Well, at least by modern standards, when Presidents are dropping left and right, Pandek III (not to be confused with Pundat III) serving 900 years was considered a good long stretch. They’re explicitly referring to a presidency before Morbius, back when things were more politically stable.

(The Legacy of Gallifrey timeline is right out — it would imply Presidents serving an average of about seventeen days.)

Does this mean FASA’s 100,000-year timeline reigns?

It certainly seems to rule out the oft-quoted ten-million-year timeline. In a universe where 25,000-year presidencies are the norm, 900 years doesn’t sound like staying power, even if terms have shortened in more recent centuries.

Actually — wait.

25,000 years Ć· 13 lifetimes ā‰ˆ 1,923 years per incarnation.
And that’s assuming those Presidents were elected in their firstĀ incarnation.

How long do Time Lords live, anyway?

An elderly Eleventh Doctor
After 1,200 years in this incarnation, the Eleventh Doctor could barely walk

Accounts vary about the First Doctor’s age when he regenerated into the Second Doctor. Some peg it at around 450 years; others put it closer to 900.

The longest-lived incarnation of the Doctor on television is the Eleventh, who lived for roughly 1,100–1,200 years before regenerating into the Twelfth. It’s possible that, with proper medical support and a less punishing lifestyle, he might have shuffled into decrepitude around 1,900 years.

Still, if we take 1,200 years per incarnation as a working upper limit, that gives us a total lifespan (without extra regeneration cycles) of roughly 16,000 years for a Time Lord. Does that hold up?

Are there any other long-lived Time Lords to compare against?

Well — there’s Lady Rowellanuraven, a senior figure in the Chronal Intervention Agency. She’s in her eleventh incarnation and approximately 10,000 years old, which puts her at about 900 years per incarnation. You *could* argue that she burned through lives quickly because she’s CIA — but she’s an academic analyst, not a field operative.

(Evidence here is admittedly scant.)

It’s also worth noting that, per The Legacy of Gallifrey, back when Gallifrey was pre-industrial, pre-scientific, and pre-regeneration, a typical Gallifreyan lifespan was around 300 years. If we compare that to humans — whose average life expectancy rose from roughly 37 in the pre-industrial era to 80+ today, with some regions reaching 100 — then tripling the Gallifreyan single-lifespan through industrialization and advanced medicine feels… right.

Which still gives us an average Time Lord 13Ɨlifespan of around 12,000 years.

Even with extraordinary medical support, that makes an average presidency of 25,000 years very hard to sustain — especially since figures like Morbius and Morbius were exceptions, ascending to the Presidency in their firstĀ incarnation.

…Did I say Morbius twice?

Well — Morbius the Imperator was President #400-ish… but he was also President #3.

Not Morbius and Morbius II.Ā  The same person.

Morbius the Imperator
Morbius the Imperator has an interesting relationship with Time Lord history

He didn’t time-travel into the past or the future.Ā  Morbius’s mad presidency happened twice: once at the end of Gallifreyan history, when the Doctor was a child, and once at the beginning, shortly after Rassilon entered his tomb.

This all stems from the fact that Morbius’s placement in the timeline wasn’t clearly established when The Brain of Morbius aired in 1976.Ā  Some sources treated him as a very early President; others framed him as recent history from the Doctor’s perspective. That ambiguity makes sense — the story is simultaneously a riff on Frankenstein and They Saved Hitler’s Brain, written barely thirty years after Hitler’s death.

The problem is that both placements make sense, and both are supported by foundational works of subsequent media that don’t merely reference them — they dependĀ on them.

The Legacy of Gallifrey‘s short 2,000-year timeline tried to resolve this by compressing the two into a single Morbius. The cost was enormous: it effectively deletes most of Gallifreyan history, creates a world where Rassilon died only a few years before the Doctor was born, implies average presidential terms measured in days, and leaves no room at all for the 900-year presidency mentioned in The Deadly Assassin.

Modern Doctor Who has increasingly taken the position that both Morbius presidencies happened, and that they were not merely the same man, but effectively the same event with two distinct temporal placements — and then largely tried to avoid grappling with the contradiction that implies.

(With a few odd exceptions, like Dark Gallifrey: Morbius, which appears to use the short timeline… except that its TARDIS development history only makes sense if you quietly assume the Long Gallifreyan timeline instead.)

Are there any other options?

Yes — in fact, there are.

Big Finish’s Gallifrey audio series (starring Romana, Leela, and the Doctor’s brother Irving, set on Gallifrey in the years prior to the Time War) includes a passing but remarkable detail: a Time Lady called the Watchmaker, whose husband was one of Rassilon’s generals one million years ago.

Approximately 1,000,000 years.

That yields an average presidency of about 2,500 years — entirely achievable within the known bounds of Gallifreyan livespans.Ā  And by the standards implied in The Deadly Assassin, a 900-year presidency under Pandek III, short by the sweep of history, suddenly feels enormous when every President in the post-Morbius chaotic era is barely lasting a century.

This same GallifreyĀ series also addressed Morbius — or rather, if we split him for the sake of discussion into ā€œAncient Morbiusā€ and ā€œRecent Morbius,ā€Ā it addressed the former.

Because it turns out that the third Lord President of Gallifrey was not Morbius at all.

The third Lord President was Pandora, who took the title Imperatrix.

President Pandora
Imperatrix Pandora, a direct (if distant) ancestor of Romana

Like Morbius, she seized power in a coup. She was an aggressive interventionist. She led an army of offworlders. But unlikeĀ Morbius — who was ultimately sentenced to death by disintegration — Pandora was sentenced to be Erased from History.

And this being Gallifrey… that sentence is literal.

Gallifreyan history therefore contains a genuine void where its third President ought to be — followed, almost a million years later, by a rogue presidency that looks uncannily similar.

Time heals over wounds in the Doctor Who universe. But the wound left by Pandora’s removal healed… wrong.

If you travel back to that early period in Gallifreyan history now, you don’t encounter Pandora. You encounter Morbius.Ā  Not a copy of him, and not a second version — but not quiteĀ the same thing, either.

Those two rogue presidencies are simultaneously the same presidency, and entirely separate events, unfolding under different circumstances in different eras.Ā  The Dark Gallifrey: Morbius audios pick up after the execution of the third President Morbius.

So yes — it’s a huge mess. But there is an actual explanation here. We know whatĀ happened, even if we don’t know the precise mechanism. There is a paradox at the heart of Gallifreyan history.

So whose fault is this?

The Legacy of Gallifrey, published in 1985, was effectively patient zero for the chronology becoming so broken — and it was written by Garry Russell.Ā  Russell was commissioned to produce a piece for Doctor Who Magazine’s 100th issue, and was handed the thankless task of making the existing references to Gallifrey’s history make sense.

(They don’t. They are literally incompatible in the specifics.)

The most serious problem with the roughly 2,000-year LoGĀ timeline isn’t just compression; it’s that, given what we now know, it would place Rassilon within living memory for most residents of Gallifrey.Ā  That implication simply wasn’t there in 1985; how long Time Lords lived was still unclear, there were no official timelines of any kind, and key lifespan data — including Lady Rowellanuraven in the FASA sourcebooks — would not appear until five months later.

The VNAs — the novel range that later fleshed out a more coherent Gallifreyan timeline — didn’t exist yet. Russell knew this, and he left himself an out: The Legacy of Gallifrey is, in-universe, based on recovered scrolls by Postar the Perfidious, a Gallifreyan historian.Ā  And there are enough odd asides and strange elements in the text to make it clear that this account is meant to be read as the work of an unreliable narrator.

The problem is that, in the absence of any otherĀ official history (and presented in a major anniversary publication) that unreliable account nonetheless became the foundation for a great deal of subsequent fiction. When there is no alternative source, the unreliable one becomes the primary source.

Auteur is a living skeleton in a scribe's robe
Auteur (likely Postar the Perfidious) treats history like a wiki to be edited

And Postar the Perfidious is almost certainly an earlier incarnation of a (former) Time Lord later known as Auteur — also sometimes called the Perfidious — who served as an archivist on Gallifrey in his past.Ā  Auteur, like his fellow Time Lord The Chronicler, is able to alter history as he writes the record of it.

So who broke Gallifreyan history?

A careless hand with a feathered quill, green ink, and a marginal note that reads:

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The damage is done. And we have mostly unraveled it.

But if Gallifreyan history really spans one million years, how do we explain the Sixth Doctor’s claim that it encompasses *ā€œten million years of absolute powerā€?

Well…

Maybe their history is bigger on the inside.


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